Artist/WriterPaul Dini, Peter Bagge, Tim Bavington, Mike Allred, Stephanie Gladden, Nathan Kane, James Robinson, Jeff Smith, Christian Roman, Laura Allred, Evan Dorkin, Phil Ortiz, Luis Escobar, Bill Morrison, Rhea Patton
CharacterKent Brockman, Officer Lou, Snowball II, Sideshow Bob Terwilliger, Groundskeeper Willie, Brandine Del Roy, Evil Krusty Doll, Kodos, Chef Luigi, Alice Glick, Pete Benson, Mayor Quimby, Gremlin, Marge Simpson, Otto Mann, Ralph Wiggum, Pimple-Faced Teen, Luigi Risotto, Sideshow Bob, Moe Szyslak, Reverend Lovejoy, Mr. Burns, Cletus Spuckler, Bender, Selma Bouvier, Grampa Simpson, Comic Book Guy, Witch Patty, Rod Flanders, Lenny Leonard, Dr. Marvin Monroe, Maude Flanders, Waylon Smithers, Snake Jailbird, Kang or Kodos, Barney Gumble, Itchy, Jimbo Jones, Todd Flanders, Chief Wiggum, Principal Skinner, Milhouse Van Houten, Sideshow Mel, Edna Krabappel, Grim Reaper, Lisa Simpson, Witch Selma, Krusty the Clown, Jasper Beadrsley, Bart Simpson, Maggie Simpson, Kearney, Sideshow Blob, Leon Kompowsky (as Michael Jackson) (cameo), Kang The Conqueror, Dr. Nick Riviera, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Captain McCallister, Helen Lovejoy, Professor Frink, Homer Plant, Lunchlady Doris, Martin Prince, Dolph Starbeam, Patty Bouvier, Hans Moleman, Ned Flanders, Homer Simpson, Count Burns, Mr. Burns (Charles Montgomery Burns), Kearney's father, Madonna, Principal Skinner (Seymour Skinner), Isaac Newton, Nelson Muntz, Fortune Teller, Kearney Zzyzwicz, Blinky, Grampa Simpson (Abe Simpson), Scratchy