Synopsis" Carpe diem , bitches." --Ashley Longshore Pour a glass of champagne, slip off your designer heels, pull up your big girl panties and enjoy pop-artist extraordinaire Ashley Longshore's unapologetic, raw, and literally laugh-out-loud funny guide to living an "ambitchous" life. For Ashley Longshore, the path from reluctant Southern Belle to badass artist and aspiring mogul hasn't always been a smooth one. As a reformed Trophy-Wife-in-Training, Ashley has overcome failure, healed heartbreak, and worked damn hard, all with her signature killer attitude, to conquer the art world one glittery pop-art masterpiece at a time. You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a window into the world of Longshore's irreverent, glamorous, and stunningly visual pop-art-filled life, where bedazzled flowers sit next to diamonds and Valium boxes, Jesus holds a black Amex and Wonder Woman dresses in Chanel. With tongue-in-cheek advice straight from her canvas, such as "There's No Crying At Bergdorf's," "Always Ask For More," and "What Would Blue Ivy Do," Ashley's honesty and DGAF attitude will grab you by your Givenchy lapels and hit you across the face with the donut you promised yourself you wouldn't eat. So be confident, grab life by the Birkins, embrace your "ambitchion," and remember, you don't look fat-- you look crazy, An A to Z guide from artist Ashley Longshore, featuring her over-the-top artwork accompanied by outrageous advice on how to live the most decadent, exciting, successful and - in her words - 'ambitchous' life., Ashley Longshore brings the glamour and audacity of her art to this book of advice on how to live as boldly as possible. You Don't Look Fat, You Look Crazy is a collection of the attitudes and behaviours that make Ashley Longshore her inimitable self. With wisdom like 'Put On Your Big Girl Panties', 'Jesus Wants You To Have a Birkin Bag' and 'Always Ask For More', Ashley candidly shows us the path to a fabulous life. A combination of Longshore's paintings, photographs and illustrations make an entertaining and gorgeous book of tongue-in-cheek advice for the 'ambitchous'.
LC Classification NumberN6537