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How to Archer : The Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women, and Also Cocktails Ever Written by Sterling Archer (2012, Trade Paperback)

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Product Identifiers

PublisherHarperCollins
ISBN-100062066315
ISBN-139780062066312
eBay Product ID (ePID)99616854

Product Key Features

Book TitleHow to Archer : the Ultimate Guide to Espionage and Style and Women, and Also Cocktails Ever Written
Number of Pages192 Pages
LanguageEnglish
TopicRomance / Historical / General, General, Media Tie-In, Television / Genres / Comedy
Publication Year2012
GenrePerforming Arts, Fiction, Humor
AuthorSterling Archer
FormatTrade Paperback

Dimensions

Item Height0.5 in
Item Weight6.8 Oz
Item Length8.2 in
Item Width5.5 in

Additional Product Features

Intended AudienceTrade
Dewey Edition23
Dewey Decimal791.4572
SynopsisA tongue-in-cheek handbook tie-in to the FX animated show Archer in the irreverent style of the show--written by Sterling Archer, Master Spy, himself on how to be a killer agent: what to wear, drink, smoke, how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men), hand-to-hand combat, weapons, devices, and, of course, defeating the enemy. Makes a great gift for the pop culture enthusiast. Lying is like 95% of what I do. But believe me: in this book, I'll let you know exactly how to become a master spy just like me. Obviously, you won't be as good at it as I am, but that's because you're you, and I'm Sterling Archer. I know, I know, it sucks not being me. But don't beat yourself up about it, because I'm going to show you all the good stuff--what to wear; what to drink; how to seduce women (and, when necessary, men); how to beat up men (and, when necessary, women); how to tell the difference between call girls and hookers (hint: when they're dead, they're just hookers) and everything about weapons, secret devices, lying ex-girlfriends, and turtlenecks. In a word? How to Archer ., Hi. I see you re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world s greatest secret agent, or B) don t know how books work.If your answer was A, your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you ll find the contents of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read table format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I ll wait. . . .Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).So if you want to learn more about how to be more or at all like Sterling Archer, the world s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn t a damn library.(Note: If your answer was B, this probably isn t the book you want to start with.)", Hi. I see you're reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, or B) don't know how books work. If your answer was "A," your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you'll find the "contents" of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read "table" format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I'll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute--in her native tongue How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more--or at all--like Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn't a damn library. (Note: If your answer was "B," this probably isn't the book you want to start with.), Hi. I see you're reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either: A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, or B) don't know how books work. If your answer was "A," your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you'll find the "contents" of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read "table" format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I'll wait. . . . Pretty cool, right What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute-in her native tongue How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed). So if you want to learn more about how to be more-or at all-like Sterling Archer, the world's greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn't a damn library. (Note: If your answer was "B," this probably isn't the book you want to start with.)
LC Classification NumberPN1992.8.A59

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  • How to Archer: How I Archered

    This book is filled with hilarious reference material in the form of a how-to guide. Yes, it was a very fun read, and I recommend it for Archer fans. That being said, I expected a lot more laughing till it hurts the way the show provides. 4/5

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  • Wondrous parody of the espionage world, featuring a callous narcissistic high-functioning alky.

    Parody based on the comical and adult-themed animated show Archer. Enjoy the recipes!

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  • It's Archer

    It's really what you would expect. Maybe it isn't great, but it's pretty good if you really like archer.

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  • Pretty Funny

    If you like Archer you'll love this book

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  • Great, fun reading!

    If you like Archer, you will love this!

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  • How to Archer

    Great book really cool good price thank you

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  • Archer, Sterling-How to Archer

    Perfect condition! Great for any Archer fan!

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  • great product great price

    Awesome product I like it makes me laugh

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  • A must for any Archer fan

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  • Excellent

    How to be Archer! What else do you need in life?

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